The Oatmeal: SOPA black-out 

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what in the hell are we supposed to do with a moon base? c’mon now 

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#gingrich 

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Word for the day

xblondey112x: Mind-numbing

on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as 

“stabbity”

i kid you not. 

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Jon Stewart:You don't think two affairs hurt someone who thinks of themselves as a champion of traditional marriage?
John Oliver:What could be more traditional than the arrangement that Gingrich proposed? Throughout history Jon, traditional marriage has meant powerful men doing whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
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The only reason to go to high school reunions. 

The only reason to go to high school reunions. 

(Source: girlsgotafacelikemurder)

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i do…

i do…

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"Med students should be like a well trained labrador retriever."

best advice ever
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google profiling

I’m an 18-24 year old male interested in music streaming, sports car tires, body art, dogs, and shopping. 

[Find yours: search “google ads preferences” and follow link]

@22 hours ago

thedailywhat:

  • In opinion piece, Fidel Castro calls Republican presidential nomination race “the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.” 

I vote for the 85yo woman to run for President. She’s already used to beating down stupidly dangerous beasts.

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Word for the day

xblondey112x:

poisonedrationality:

xblondey112x: Mind-numbing

on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as 

“stabbity”

i kid you not. 

Wow.  Ok website of the day:  google “Mouse Party”.  It’s fun with drug addicted rats.

if you enjoyed drug addicted mice, try rat-worshipping societies: http://www.greatpointedarcher.com/

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Best advice of the day

Professor:Don't let some asshole stand in the way of what you want.
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thedailywhaton the Animal Planet website.

The Puppy Bowl airs Sunday, February 5th @ 3 PM E/P.

[bwe.]

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for my breakfast viewing this morning I chose the thrilling video

Human Anatomy Dissection 02 Back Muscles and Spinal Cord

I do believe I’ve passed the point of no return. 

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I am applying for a rotation in Guatemala next year. One of the questions on the written interview is

“What do you know about Guatemala currently? How did you acquire this information?”

The answer I have right now (from yesterday) is: 

“My knowledge of Guatemala is currently limited due to the black-out status of Wikipedia on the day I am filling out this application.”

probably not appropriate, huh?

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