| D: | She got her degree in psychology and has been looking for a job for 20 years. I saw her today and she's retired. |
|---|---|
| K: | She's retired from looking for a job? |
| D: | Yes. |
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
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| K: | so i have a plan to cure politics |
|---|---|
| K: | we take over canada and rename it "Amercia" |
| S: | yes! |
| K: | then we take away all their weapons and scientists and send the republicans there |
| S: | hahaha |
| K: | with the zombies |
| S: | good plans |
| S: | until the zombies get hungry |
| S: | you know...they need brains, kate |
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