February 2012
12 posts
“irresponsible and impulsive behavior may occur in your 20s. Consult a doctor.”
– JW
Thought for last week
xblondey112x:
…not have to deal with ignorant people.
No matter who your clients are, there’s always the internet! (muhahaha)
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and...”
– Tucker Max
It is 10am and the frat boys have their music blaring and are dancing, drunk, in their front yard without shirts.
Must be nice to have no academic expectations.
“In San Antonio we just did pregnancy tests on everyone since 50% of women giving...”
– Lecture
January 2012
31 posts
The Oatmeal: SOPA black-out →
google profiling
I’m an 18-24 year old male interested in music streaming, sports car tires, body art, dogs, and shopping.
[Find yours: search “google ads preferences” and follow link]
1 tag
what in the hell are we supposed to do with a moon base? c’mon now
thedailywhat:
In opinion piece, Fidel Castro calls Republican presidential nomination race “the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.”
Word for the day
xblondey112x:
poisonedrationality:
xblondey112x: Mind-numbing
on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as
“stabbity”
i kid you not.
Wow. Ok website of the day: google “Mouse Party”. It’s fun with drug addicted rats.
if you enjoyed drug addicted mice, try rat-worshipping societies: http://www.greatpointedarcher.com/
Word for the day
xblondey112x: Mind-numbing
on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as
“stabbity”
i kid you not.
Best advice of the day
Professor: Don't let some asshole stand in the way of what you want.
Jon Stewart: You don't think two affairs hurt someone who thinks of themselves as a champion of traditional marriage?
John Oliver: What could be more traditional than the arrangement that Gingrich proposed? Throughout history Jon, traditional marriage has meant powerful men doing whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
for my breakfast viewing this morning I chose the thrilling video
Human Anatomy Dissection 02 Back Muscles and Spinal Cord
I do believe I’ve passed the point of no return.
I am applying for a rotation in Guatemala next year. One of the questions on the written interview is
“What do you know about Guatemala currently? How did you acquire this information?”
The answer I have right now (from yesterday) is:
“My knowledge of Guatemala is currently limited due to the black-out status of Wikipedia on the day I am filling out this...
“Med students should be like a well trained labrador retriever.”
– best advice ever
1 tag
well today is certainly living up to its date
How a Coffee Maker works and other stuff you never...
When you pour in cold water, it flows from the reservoir through the hole and into the orange tube.
Then the water flows through the one-way valve, into the aluminum tube in the heating element and then partially up through the white tube. This all happens naturally because of gravity.
When you turn on the switch, the resistive heating element starts heating the aluminum tube and eventually...
December 2011
26 posts
Waitress: Anyone over 62?
Alani: I am.
Waitress: Now look, I know that black people are good at hiding their age, but c'mon.
Doctor's Orders
Today I discovered this order written by an actual doctor for an actual patient during his stay in a hospital. It was even under the medication orders.
“Patient to be dispensed lubricant as needed for hand to genital contact.”
can i panic about my lack of panic about this exam tomorrow? yeah, i think i’ll do that.
“That awkward moment in humanities classes when everybody talks about their...”
– Connor
this is why he’s my hero
