January 2012
27 posts
thedailywhat:
In opinion piece, Fidel Castro calls Republican presidential nomination race “the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.”
NewsFeed: 85-Year-Old Woman Takes on Moose, Saves Husband.
I vote for the 85yo woman to run for President. She’s already used to beating down stupidly dangerous beasts.
Word for the day
xblondey112x:
poisonedrationality:
xblondey112x: Mind-numbing
on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as
“stabbity”
i kid you not.
Wow. Ok website of the day: google “Mouse Party”. It’s fun with drug addicted rats.
if you enjoyed drug addicted mice, try rat-worshipping societies: http://www.greatpointedarcher.com/
Word for the day
xblondey112x: Mind-numbing
on an intake sheet today someone’s pain was described as
“stabbity”
i kid you not.
Best advice of the day
Professor: Don't let some asshole stand in the way of what you want.
Jon Stewart: You don't think two affairs hurt someone who thinks of themselves as a champion of traditional marriage?
John Oliver: What could be more traditional than the arrangement that Gingrich proposed? Throughout history Jon, traditional marriage has meant powerful men doing whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
for my breakfast viewing this morning I chose the thrilling video
Human Anatomy Dissection 02 Back Muscles and Spinal Cord
I do believe I’ve passed the point of no return.
I am applying for a rotation in Guatemala next year. One of the questions on the written interview is
“What do you know about Guatemala currently? How did you acquire this information?”
The answer I have right now (from yesterday) is:
“My knowledge of Guatemala is currently limited due to the black-out status of Wikipedia on the day I am filling out this...
“Med students should be like a well trained labrador retriever.”
– best advice ever
1 tag
well today is certainly living up to its date
How a Coffee Maker works and other stuff you never...
When you pour in cold water, it flows from the reservoir through the hole and into the orange tube.
Then the water flows through the one-way valve, into the aluminum tube in the heating element and then partially up through the white tube. This all happens naturally because of gravity.
When you turn on the switch, the resistive heating element starts heating the aluminum tube and eventually...
December 2011
26 posts
Waitress: Anyone over 62?
Alani: I am.
Waitress: Now look, I know that black people are good at hiding their age, but c'mon.
Doctor's Orders
Today I discovered this order written by an actual doctor for an actual patient during his stay in a hospital. It was even under the medication orders.
“Patient to be dispensed lubricant as needed for hand to genital contact.”
can i panic about my lack of panic about this exam tomorrow? yeah, i think i’ll do that.
“That awkward moment in humanities classes when everybody talks about their...”
– Connor
this is why he’s my hero
Transitive property?
thedailywhat: The song used to score the anti-gay, Christian-centric political ad by Rick Perry was heavily inspired by composer Aaron Copland’s “Appalachian Spring” (SFW link, NSFW site).
Copland, a gay American Jew, was also known to have supported the Communist Party. [hpronline / spaceghetto.]
Koro: the delusion that one’s penis is shrinking and will disappear, causing death
Erin gets drunk on The Office.
Andy: Have you had anything to eat tonight besides candy canes?
Erin: Every martini comes with an olive!
fairytales Disney missed
Kate: And any[story] in the American South that deals with selling your soul to the Devil at a crossroads at midnight.
Me: Apparently there's a place in NC for that.
Kate: Is it called Duke?
1 tag
A "Jesus Booze-Cruise"?
Is this a real thing? Sign me up…
“If someone is polite, you better be careful and consider what that politeness...”
– NYTimes: A Last Bastion of Civility, the South, Sees Manners Decline
Bought a container of egg nog, rented Love Actually, and added some TSO to my Pandora mix. That’s pretty much my entire holiday celebration over by Dec 4.
Bring on the New Year!