February 2010
151 posts
why do i even take classes when i have AIM?
Derek: *says something Re: previous conversation about lady gaga's suffering vagina*
Me: god if any of my brain cells were stil innocent they just died
Derek: brain cells do not just die, they become enraged like millions of tiny leonidas's
Derek: and the innocent ones are all like "this is madness" and then they are like "madness? THIS IS NEUROSCIENCE!" and then they shoot him with their guns
“hurray! i’m an adorable sex crazed freak!”
– Sarah
January 2010
58 posts
"Look, we've tried, we really have, but it's... →
erin, you should become a professional mocker.
pacislaqueus:
Dear sorostitute #1840183,
… You’ve got a semi-formal tonight, dammit! You go wear your red dress with the plunging neckline and thigh high slit. You drink that Liquid Barbie pink drink filled with vodka. You go after that guy you like. His name’s Chad, isn’t it? Oh, he’s got a vest and bowtie to match yours? Isn’t that just totes like oh my gosh adorbs? They’re pink...
I hate taking PHIL 273 or Social and Economic...
Alani, Alani... you're missing the point! Philosophy is not about "understanding" or "answers" or "facts" or some of those other lamesauce goals of those uppity "sciences" like biology or psychology. Much like Creationism, it's about arguing in circles around completely irrelevant statements. In fact the next time someone brings up Anne Frank, relate it to teaching evolution in schools. Or gender roles in rhesus monkeys. It doesn't really matter, as long as your discussion ends up at the same place it started...
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So in class today I was trying to understand what the hell my philosophy prof was trying to say. I do not grasp these concepts without examples. I want my class to stop interrupting him in the middle of his examples or I will never f***king understand.
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Prof: "So say you were harboring Anne Frank and the Gestapo asked you if she was there and you lie. Is this morally right?"
Me: "Oh...sh**! I think I finally got it. You are morally right according to the concept of act utilitarianism---"
Some Bitch: "But what if you could kill Hitler?"
Me: "WTF? Who said anything about Hitler!?"
Some other Bitch: "If you kill Hitler you'd be right?"
Me: "Wait I thought we were still on Anne Frank."
Some body else: "You know slavery is wrong!"
Me: Bangs head on desk. "I hate this class!"
today i got this email:
“Dear Residents, This is to let you know that we have made an appointment to show your apartment on: Date: Friday, January 29 Time: 12:00-1:00PM It is not necessary that you are home at this time, but we ask that you make your apartment as presentable as possible.”
ummm… not acceptable! soooo not acceptable. that’s like…. my room. with my...
niiiiiiiice...
Erica (reaching into bra at practice): Ooh! There's a pen there!
“i would pick up smoking till i got punched by a monkey”
– Sarah summarizes my plan to eradicate nicotine addiction
meant to watch state of the union address. missed it. sadly i’m not concerned because i know i can always watch jon stewart tomorrow. (yes i consider myself a ‘politically informed america’- at least in comparison)
oh just admit it- the truth shall set you free… ;)
thecerebrallibrarian:
I’ll cop to it. I SAID IT. Cause now the back 3 entire rows of my cognitive psychology class think I’m a horny little bugger, and aside from random pics of me outside Cherry Pie, I beg to differ.
xblondey112x:
pssh like you don’t do it.
Yeah, that’s another great idea. As long as there isn’t some giant naked guy...
aww i appreciate the effort anyway rosa :)
well mostly the relationship bits. but i’ll be sure to bring up verbal abuse as courting behavior, and the fact that the blame for all these things can be laid back on Tyra for convincing 15 year olds that it was the way to go while they huffed paint and thought up baby names…
xblondey112x:
which part are you learning about? the unlikelihood of people staying in relationships where...
thanks ivey! i’m learning about that tomorrow- now i don’t have to read! and i’ll bring up the soup thing too…
xblondey112x:
Apparently these people have never watched her. Or else they would know this. And not to eat soup while driving.
bamboozlingwhamboozles:
he should try calling her a bitch. this seems to be a cementing force for couples.
what would be do...
Alani: My friends are all serial killers!
Me: But we're fun!
Sarah: And we have stellar personalities!
Alani: I don't understand the fascination with FarmVille
Derek: It's hoes before hos.
“English doesn’t follow other languages. It follows them into a dark alley, beats...”
– Tom (via xblondey112x)
AH! You beat me to it!
(via notjacobblack)
“Asking Ivey to get off the blogs and asking me to stop posting pictures of hot...”
– Logan succinctly sums up the universe
gosh sometimes y'all know me so well it's like......
sarah: how are you?
me: i'm doing one of the things i hate the most in the whole world
Sarah: smiling?
Sarah: helping someone?
p.s. the answer was asking for LORs to apply for grants for summer research
i find it completely unreasonable that i have a professor who writes on the blackboard (with chalk!) instead of using powerpoint slides. He also makes exams with essays. That we have to handwrite! How positively medieval! I mean let’s just go rob graveyards for anatomy specimens and study the four humors. Geez man…
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there’s a quiz? on mustang brothels?
xblondey112x:
can you get the quiz to work?
angelasolitaria:
Next time I write a paper, I think I’m just going to throw this citation into my Works Cited page for the heck of it…
xblondey112x:
…
MLA Cited Albert, Alexia. Brothel: Mustang Ranch and it’s women . New York : Random House, 2001: Print.
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Next time I write a paper, I think I’m just going to throw this citation into my Works Cited page for the heck of it…
xblondey112x:
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MLA Cited Albert, Alexia. Brothel: Mustang Ranch and it’s women . New York : Random House, 2001: Print.
…
you should download Google chrome- it’s definitely the best browser i’ve tried.
http://www.google.com/chrome
xblondey112x:
I’m tired of firefox not showing half the script on pages. Either the links on the advising website don’t show up. Or I can’t read what I’m blogging. And I can read my emails but I don’t know which one I’m clicking on because I can’t read the subjects.
If I...
i just tried to make a twitter account and was disproportionately disturbed that someone has stolen my SN on there… bitch.
what to do… what to do…
when all else fails- at least you aren't a... →
and if you’re really brave you can wikipedia armin meiwes. but i wouldn’t if i were you…
oh the french
Erin (disguised as Ivey): disney channel NOW
Erin: TURN IT ON!!!!
Erin: GIANT SNAILS DAMMIT!!!!
Kate: lmao. no tv. woe is me. you'll just have to tell me about it
Erin: something about giant snails attacking a house. and lettuce.
Erin: we're not really sure. i think this is why kids today are so dumb
Dear self: Stop reading into things
ferrets.
are the answer.
pacislaqueus:
Dear you,
I asked you to lunch via Facebook. Yes, I like you, but I asked in a platonic way. I asked you on Thursday night. Today is Monday afternoon. One might say that you were not online. However, I deduced that you were (as I noticed that you wrote on someone else’s wall, ironically about eating dinner) on Saturday. What is the deal here? Am I...
productivity of the day- Sarah and I are starting...
Name: Cremaster Jack and the Epididymi
Main vocals: Cremaster Jack (Sarah)
Backup vocals: Alani Amygdala (doubles as stripper name)
Guitar: Deferens Derek (‘Da Vas Man’)
Drums: Vulva Veronica (because we just don’t have enough people with V names, rosa is required to go by her middle name)
Tambourine: Labial Logan
Production Manager: Kate
Stage Manager: Sara (?)
...
chocolate chip pancakes.
you can always do what ivey and alani (how’s the new roomie btw guys?) do and have super creepy roomies that show up in the middle of the night dressed all in black, chanting from an old book in a candle circle with kittens handy. Have this happen around 3am when everyone’s tipsy and tired and i bet you $20 your houseguests will spontaneously disappear… also, if you cook...
lefties united
Sarah: since 10% of people ate their twins before they were born and 10% of people are left handed, left handed people ate their twins.
“We’ve decided to name our church The Church of the Immaculate Inebriation. We...”
– Erin (via xblondey112x)
is there a hotline for ass suicide?
xblondey112x:
Dear suicidal girl trying to freeze to death,
I don’t care if your dress has long sleeves, if it comes up to your butt you shouldn’t wear it when it’s barely 30 degrees outside. At least wear a coat longer than your dress.
Church of the piccolos
faith healer? i shall cast the demons from ye sick sinners (and stitch them back up after drinking two beers sacramental wine)
xblondey112x:
pacislaqueus:
Kate-Church Doctor, Heath care person (if that’s a position)
Logan-Music
Stephanie should be in charge of the children’s sermon.
xblondey112x:
We’ve decided that when Erin finishes divinity school we’re all going to her church. So we...