February 2011
119 posts
“MILF is a crass acronym for a mother with whom one would like to have sexual...”
– CNN (thanks for clarifying that)
January 2011
118 posts
“Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...”
– Stephen Colbert (via thelittlestdrunk)
5-year-old(!) brings loaded handgun to class →
This is just getting beyond ridiculous.
I just realized that Annoying Peppy Med Student on House is Tibby from Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Thank you IMDB!
P.S. Ivey I just spent 15 minutes trying to find our review of sisterhood on your blog so I could link to it. Little help please? It’s hard to watch house, read tumblr, surf bbc AND search through ALL your blog entries while pretending to be reading pathology.
“Yes, you will be in hell. But I will feel better. That is what a relationship...”
– Cuddy
Dave Barry: 2010 in review →
Let’s put things into perspective: 2010 was not the worst year ever. There have been MUCH worse years. For example, toward the end of the Cretaceous Period, the Earth was struck by an asteroid that wiped out 75 percent of all the species on the planet. Can we honestly say that we had a worse year than those species did? Yes we can, because they were not exposed to Jersey Shore.
{Read it....
“Wow! That was just like an episode of House!”
– Med Student, after doing a workup of a patient case in small groups…
Careers I've considered instead of medicine (in no...
Pirate
Marine Biologist
Anthropologist
The person that picks songs for hit tv shows
Exotic ornithologist
Professional beach bum
“Professional” Blogger/Writer
President (of the United States, duh)
Running a B&B in a tropical country
Studying herbal medicine use in indigenous (tropical) cultures
Forest Ranger (Smokey ain’t got nothin’ on me!)
Olive farmer(?)...
xblondey112x:
I miss Davis, there’s no where to sleep in Randall Library.
geez. what do they expect you to do in the library?
“His theme last night was wtf, winning the future. I thought, okay, that acronym...”
–
Sarah Palin, being interviewed on Fox News about her reaction to Obama’s State of the Union address. (via officialssay)
We haven’t had our coffee yet, so we’ll just sit and let this sink in for a moment.
(via theatlantic)
Every time she utters pablum like this I think, yet again, “Wow, fuck...
Observe the Species (II): Sororitas Identicalis
Me: Wow one of the soros just ran out the event crying
Sarah: that's not funny at all, why would anyone, including me, laugh?
Me: and 4 chased her down and started hugging her and consoling her
Sarah: lololol
Me: What in the world could have been so horrible? She has ruined her make-up! She has raccoon eyes. Her beauty..it languishes.....
Sarah: Maybe she had last year's uggs?
Me: Perhaps, I couldn't quite make it out but I kept hearing them say "He...something...He something...He didn't mean..." I think she knows about Steven
Me: I think they all know about Steven...
Sarah: Oh No. Not Steven!
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Me: There are now 10 people in the bathroom and someone is yelling and I hear her sobbing
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Me: Wait! now they've emerged in laughter and embraces. Crises averted
Sarah: Thank god. I was on pins and needles
Me: Elusive creatures aren't they?
Sarah: Crikey!
Alani: why do sororities get all dolled up to go each with each other?
Alani: im in the union and they are setting up some dinner in the cabaret
Me: oh so it was rush week here the other night
Me: and i got on a campus bus to go to the gym, in my dirty ol sweats
Me: and every seat was full, there were people standing
Me: and every single one of them was a sorority girl.
identical.
Me: ugg boots + tights + slinky black dress + pearls + red or black peacoat + overmoussed hair
Me: it was freaky
Alani: well at least the breed is consistent
Me: 120lbs 5ft 4
Me: white
Me: blonde (or brown with blonde streaks)
Me: anyway you get the picture
Alani: i just dont get the point of getting dressed up to go eat with a bunch of girls you see everyday in the bottom of the union (not even a resteraunt)
Alani: right i see 3 of those and 4 solid brunettes and 20 black peacoats
Me: me neither. i'm pickin' pjs over pearls anytime.
Alani: yeah or if im going to get all dolled up in a little black dress and be a hottie im at least going where i know someone will buy me drink
Alani: makes little sense to be all cocktail-ed up and employ a no boys, dry-campus event policy
Alani: god they all look the same
Me: i know - isn't it amazing
Alani: it really really is
Alani: oh shit theyve got a curvier one
Alani: omg she might be a size 12
Me: WOAH!
Alani: she should get out now, while shes still got her beauty, and identity
Me: they must feel so... diverse... and good hearted... for taking in a project like that
Alani: and her OWN legs
Alani: they all look alike from behind
Alani: their legs all look the same
Alani: their fru fru dresses that stop mid-thigh-just above their knee
Alani: their side ponytails
Me: i'm surprised their dresses are that long
Alani: and nasally voices
Alani: its scary
Alani: youd think after a while they'd run out of version of the same cocktail dress but no. you just change the color and add a different sash or button. and voila!
Me: it's a good thing the female: male ratio is so skewed that one-night stands are the best anyone could do. i don't know how the guys could be expected to pick a girl out of a lineup the next morning
Alani: Carrington pointed out that the guys might not know they are sleeping around. you see one drunken night Steven meets this thin cocktail-dress clad blondey-brunette girl whose name is sarah, emily, some variation of catherine, or elizabeth
Alani: and then meets "her" again the next night
Alani: and this continues on
Alani: until one day 15 girls storm up to him
Alani: saying hey wtf
Alani: i thought you were dating me
Me: you know that might be a very good point. the men at carolina might very well be completely innocent (well we'll run with this theory). they could be trying for serial monogomy but the flaw in the sorority system is making it impossible
Alani: haha
Alani: oh shit there's a black girl
Alani: oh damn
Alani: lemme get back to work before they come seek me out. I'm black and plus-sized!
Me: no worries
Alani: but i my offer the diversity card
Me: i think you are waaay too much diversity for them to ever consider
Alani: okay
Me: you would blow their little world up
Alani: good point phew
true
sometimes when i’m bored, i’ll hear song lyrics i think would make good blog title and i type in the URL just to see what kind of person agrees with me
(it’s usually 15 year old emo girls)
“Today, the new Republican-controlled House voted on whether to repeal the Health...”
– Conan O’Brien (via technipol)
Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
Tell a normal person you don’t understand something. ‘Oh yeah man I get that. That’s a tricky thing. Good luck with that.”
Tell a med student you don’t understand something and you will get a full text explanation, with at least 3 sources, an example problem, usually a chart, and a condescending tale of ‘i remember when i had trouble with that’. All off...
CNN News: Kids not going to college for... →
What? You mean 18 year olds use their new freedom to party, drink, have sex, and engage in all sorts of mindless debauchery instead of using their self-discipline and inner motivation to pursue hardcore academics and self-improvement? Really? Thanks CNN! I know I can always depend on you for hard hitting analytical research!
(Click through for their intriguing interview with the Kardashians on...
so i’m at the school library and the old dude next to me has his headphones turned waaay up. he was listening to like the 1980s diva high- pitched songs mix. now i’m pretty sure he’s listening to porn. all i hear is uhhh… OH…OH…UGGGGHHHHHH… not cool dude. not cool.
so last night i discovered that when i type “sorority” in to my phone it spells
pornpity
lol. not fixing that. (just for future reference if i ever text you about those pornpity girls)
You people should know by now never to take me...
Sarah: I'm researching how to make soft pretzels
Sarah: but it looks too tough to do
Sarah: it requires yeast rising and shit
Me: oh naw i have an easier recipe
Sarah: Really???
Me: absolutely
Me: 1. hijack a car
Me: 2. drive to the mall
Me: 3. go to aunt annie's
Me: 4. buy pretzel
Me: 5. Enjoy
Sarah: lmao
Sarah: no seriously. i fucking neeeeed a soft pretzel.
The Onion: Sarah Palin's Presidency Adventure (A... →
Excerpt:
“I am so happy you are president,” George Washington said. “You are the only one who can save the true spirit of America.”
Best Wikipedia article ever.
“Leukotriene E4 is a leukotriene.”
thanks
Simply Sensible Nonsensical Thoughts: sumb!tch →
Hey you can buy a generic CD drive online and it’s really easy to replace- you just pop the old one out and the new one in. I had to do it after ITS refused to replace mine under warranty my senior year. You just have to be careful about the measurements (I had to send the first one back). You can also buy an external CD/DVD drive, which connect through the USB cable and look to be pretty...
Survivor: But I don't want to! Edition
The location: Remote Desert Island/ The Moon
The host: Tyra and Ricky Gervais
The cast: Sarah Palin, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, John Boehner, Kate Gosslin, Snooki, some MTV Teen Mom, a Teabagger, and a normal person.
The judges: Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Jon Stewart, Kanye West, Jillian Michaels, Oprah, Betty White
The reward: Republican Presidential Candidate...
“A study at University College London in the UK has found that conservatives’...”
– Study: Conservatives have larger ‘fear center’ in brain | Raw Story (via militantagnostic)
Scientifically proven folks. Tea Party-anism(?) is a brain abnormality. One day, they’ll find a cure…
“Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you’re just screwing yourself.”
– Unknown
i wish i had reasons as good as these. Oh 'my todo...
sarah: shit. my to do list is on my hand.
sarah: i didn't do it b/c im wearing long sleeves and didn't see it
me: best. excuse. ever.
“You have to stop this drug if your patient starts dreaming about axe-wielding...”
– CMMRS
(i can’t make this stuff up)
“little monkey wrenches thrown into the gears of replication”
– thanks CMMRS text, I now completely understand selective toxicity agents
