December 2011
26 posts
Waitress: Anyone over 62?
Alani: I am.
Waitress: Now look, I know that black people are good at hiding their age, but c'mon.
Doctor's Orders
Today I discovered this order written by an actual doctor for an actual patient during his stay in a hospital. It was even under the medication orders.
“Patient to be dispensed lubricant as needed for hand to genital contact.”
can i panic about my lack of panic about this exam tomorrow? yeah, i think i’ll do that.
“That awkward moment in humanities classes when everybody talks about their...”
– Connor
this is why he’s my hero
Transitive property?
thedailywhat: The song used to score the anti-gay, Christian-centric political ad by Rick Perry was heavily inspired by composer Aaron Copland’s “Appalachian Spring” (SFW link, NSFW site).
Copland, a gay American Jew, was also known to have supported the Communist Party. [hpronline / spaceghetto.]
Koro: the delusion that one’s penis is shrinking and will disappear, causing death
Erin gets drunk on The Office.
Andy: Have you had anything to eat tonight besides candy canes?
Erin: Every martini comes with an olive!
fairytales Disney missed
Kate: And any[story] in the American South that deals with selling your soul to the Devil at a crossroads at midnight.
Me: Apparently there's a place in NC for that.
Kate: Is it called Duke?
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A "Jesus Booze-Cruise"?
Is this a real thing? Sign me up…
“If someone is polite, you better be careful and consider what that politeness...”
– NYTimes: A Last Bastion of Civility, the South, Sees Manners Decline
Bought a container of egg nog, rented Love Actually, and added some TSO to my Pandora mix. That’s pretty much my entire holiday celebration over by Dec 4.
Bring on the New Year!
Nurse: That psychotic patient is talking about sex again.
Dr: Yeah and cats.
Me: *gasp* He's talking about bestiality?!
Dr: Uh.... no. I just didn't want to say...
Nurse 2: Pussy!
If you don't know what to do when your neighbors... →
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