March 2012
23 posts
February 2012
28 posts
melodiousdissonance:
I just wrote “fleed” as the past tense of “flee”.
I was confused when it was underlined.
The hell.
I learned a new word today
borned
As in “my grandchild was borned in june”.
xblondey112x:
Because this week hasn’t been bad enough the universe is now throwing dead baby animals at me.
this week. ugh. seriously.
“In the field of physics, we work with particles so small they make fat jokes...”
– Sheldon Copper, Big Bang Theory, Ep 5x16.
bamboozlingwhamboozles:
Sarah: The guy that wrote my paper is named Ramsbottom.
Kate: Please tell me he worked at NC State.
Sarah: I’m going to think of him as working at state.
Kate: oh he’s workin it all right. every night. all night. out in those pastures.
Me: I hate facebook. I don't understand why I even get on it.
Rachel: It's addictive. It's like watching 5000 train wrecks.
Me (at work): I need to do this, and this, and this, and this when I get home. I'm going to be so productive!
Me (at home): Fuck it, I'm getting on Tumblr. Now I'm tired from reblogging, so it's naptime.
I was talking to a gerontologist today
about the characteristics that will make you live to be 103
1. Spunk (majority)
2. Optimism
3. Self-efficacy
(2/3 ain’t bad…)
melodiousdissonance:
Half-priced candy on the 15th are God’s apology to single people on the day after Valentine’s Day.
I agree with Jess
displacedmountainman:
melodiousdissonance:
I think a one-night-stand would be fun.
To quote Sarai, “Erin! You’re a baptist!”
That’s right! You should at least take him to church the morning after!
so in small group the other day we did intros.. name... undergrad... career goals... and to spice things up - what animal would you be?
Med student 1: Jaguar because they can kill things way bigger than themselves!
Med student 2: Hawk, cause they can fly really fast.
Med student 3: Cheetah cause they can run really fast to kill things.
Me: I would be a wolf because they have a fascinating social structure predicated on a strict hierarchy which shows their underlying intelligence.
Everyone else: Blank look.
Me: ... ... and they... run really fast and kill things?
Everyone else: ok, cool
Me: All American holidays celebrate either alcohol or food.
Sarah: hell yeah amurica!
Me: we need a holiday that combines all the others. well all get drunk and ride around on ATVs while eating cheese tators and chocolate. and then shoot things.
Sarah: i think that's called "a normal day" for alabama
“irresponsible and impulsive behavior may occur in your 20s. Consult a doctor.”
– JW
Thought for last week
xblondey112x:
…not have to deal with ignorant people.
No matter who your clients are, there’s always the internet! (muhahaha)
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and...”
– Tucker Max
It is 10am and the frat boys have their music blaring and are dancing, drunk, in their front yard without shirts.
Must be nice to have no academic expectations.
“In San Antonio we just did pregnancy tests on everyone since 50% of women giving...”
– Lecture